Mugging for the cameras. "Right here! Right now! For the American people! Let's do a pushup contest!"
"Draw a clock."
Biden knows he made a bad mistake and for the rest of the debate he's lifeless and shriveled. Too late he tried to hide his crestfallen look. It was visible for a full second. And the memes start to appear even before the debate is over.
They're all going to get rekt but I wonder who will be left standing? My money is on Nikki Haley. She checks a lot of boxes meanwhile she's a complete fucking ghoul. So I expect all the big money to push her until they're stuck, again, with Trump just making a mockery of all of this and taking the grand prize.
I think only two Trump competitors seem like normal human beings. Her and Christie. Christie has big asshole energy but he looks like a tub of goo and he has permanent loser stench.
Haley also has serious veep potential. None of the others do.
For me a nightmare scenario is that Trump picks her to be veep and after soon after he gets the nomination he dies of a massive heart attack. His health is a black box. Haley becomes the nominee and even though she's a woman - the GOP rallies around her. Trumpsters know she will "carry on Trump's legacy" and more moderate republicans see her as "carrying on the better parts of Trump's legacy". She energies the party, cruises to victory, and helps GOP down ballot candidates across the US.
CNN was pushing Nikki Hayley as the potential "first Asian American woman president" lmao.
The thing is they're not even wrong, her parents are from India, and she uses her second name and husband's surname to be more appealing to the racist republican voterbase.
MSNBC: "Biden clearly won the 'Draw a clock' challenge. Trump's numbers were shaky and the hands of the clock were nowhere near 7:30 which was the right answer. Minute hand the hour hand were the same length. That's all wrong of course. It's true that Biden's numbers were a bit disordered but he put them in the circle more cleanly and he was much, much closer to drawing a clock at 7:30..."
Fox News: "Clock challenge? Really? They made Our President do a clock challenge? I'm greatly offended. We all are. That's disrespectful to President Trump. Biden needed to do it alone. He's senile. Trump is... well - Trump. The Greatest President the United States of American Has Ever Had..."
Oh, that won't help at all. Trump took that one cognitive test and passed with flying colors and everyone screamed that it was only because he cheated. Biden is obviously demented which is why they'll never allow him to take any test. Or participate in a debate. There's no upside for them.
"You're old."
"I'm in great physical shape!"
"You're old. Tired Old Joe."
Mugging for the cameras. "Right here! Right now! For the American people! Let's do a pushup contest!"
"Draw a clock."
Biden knows he made a bad mistake and for the rest of the debate he's lifeless and shriveled. Too late he tried to hide his crestfallen look. It was visible for a full second. And the memes start to appear even before the debate is over.
They're all going to get rekt but I wonder who will be left standing? My money is on Nikki Haley. She checks a lot of boxes meanwhile she's a complete fucking ghoul. So I expect all the big money to push her until they're stuck, again, with Trump just making a mockery of all of this and taking the grand prize.
lol
I can't wait.
That's a good bet.
I think only two Trump competitors seem like normal human beings. Her and Christie. Christie has big asshole energy but he looks like a tub of goo and he has permanent loser stench.
Haley also has serious veep potential. None of the others do.
She's a socially acceptable Sarah Palin which given her actual record, is accurate and/or scary as fuck.
Exactly.
She's acceptable Palin with a brain.
For me a nightmare scenario is that Trump picks her to be veep and after soon after he gets the nomination he dies of a massive heart attack. His health is a black box. Haley becomes the nominee and even though she's a woman - the GOP rallies around her. Trumpsters know she will "carry on Trump's legacy" and more moderate republicans see her as "carrying on the better parts of Trump's legacy". She energies the party, cruises to victory, and helps GOP down ballot candidates across the US.
CNN was pushing Nikki Hayley as the potential "first Asian American woman president" lmao.
The thing is they're not even wrong, her parents are from India, and she uses her second name and husband's surname to be more appealing to the racist republican voterbase.
The funniest outcome is they both draw a clock, but fail
MSNBC: "Biden clearly won the 'Draw a clock' challenge. Trump's numbers were shaky and the hands of the clock were nowhere near 7:30 which was the right answer. Minute hand the hour hand were the same length. That's all wrong of course. It's true that Biden's numbers were a bit disordered but he put them in the circle more cleanly and he was much, much closer to drawing a clock at 7:30..."
Fox News: "Clock challenge? Really? They made Our President do a clock challenge? I'm greatly offended. We all are. That's disrespectful to President Trump. Biden needed to do it alone. He's senile. Trump is... well - Trump. The Greatest President the United States of American Has Ever Had..."
It's just going to be this
Huh?
Test for dementia.
Oh, that won't help at all. Trump took that one cognitive test and passed with flying colors and everyone screamed that it was only because he cheated. Biden is obviously demented which is why they'll never allow him to take any test. Or participate in a debate. There's no upside for them.