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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    50
    3 years ago

    They had a "free speech" rally in the center of town today

    On my way to grab some groceries for lunch I yelled "Get a job you lazy Honkeys!"

    On the way back, they were still there so I yelled "I thought I said get a job you fucking crackers!"

    Suffice to say, I believe that I have wounded them greatly

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
    hexbear
    42
    3 years ago

    Depending on your state, it might just be legal to run them over

    spoiler

    lol don't actually do this, those laws are there to protect them after they run you over, not the other way around

  • LangdonAlger [any]
    hexbear
    34
    3 years ago

    join them with a sign that says inflammatory nonsense "HEY BIDEN, IS MY DICK AS HOT AS HUNTER'S?" or something that they'll be too embarrassed to be seen around

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    hexbear
    26
    3 years ago

    Edit 2: one of these dumbasses doxed themselves

    There is hardly worse infosec than with the American chud. I'm surprised they haven't all doxed themselves intentionally yet

  • emizeko [they/them]
    hexbear
    23
    3 years ago

    small chud rallies

    you mean like, a convention for conservative little people?

  • aerides [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    21
    3 years ago

    Make a bunch of sockpuppet accounts on local forums and try to organize libs to counterprotest.

  • armthefuckingpoor [he/him]
    hexbear
    17
    edit-2
    3 years ago

    You will be well suited finding more likeminded individuals to commit to canvassing the adjacent block/neighborhood to find out if the chuds are even among their chief concerns.

    Local mutual aid orgs are a good start for step 1.

    There's definitely a ???? section after step 2, since it's weird af for strangers to basically go "on a scale of 1-10, rate how much you hate antimask chuds, your boss, your landlord, and the imperialist rot at the beating heart of America"

    But even "hey I'm worried about these losers posing a safety concern to us, would you be interested in meeting to figure out what to do about them?" might be a good start.

    continue internet trawling for OSINT and self-doxxing.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    hexbear
    17
    3 years ago

    Literally show up with more people and run them off with threats. Be willing to make good on those threats. The right literally can't assemble in my town cause when 50 of them assemble over 100 people show up to counter them. Get more people than them and chase them home, they won't ever come out again.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
    hexbear
    12
    3 years ago

    Join them and start coughing and sneezing on them while talking about how your hunting buddy's recent covid diagnose is obviously fake Chinese bullshit.

  • Koolio [any]
    hexbear
    12
    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Paint / syrup balloons? Just toss one as you're driving past.